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Stage Now, Pay at Close—No Upfront Fees
Hey there, Rockstar Agent!
Your listing deserves to dazzle—not gather dust. But staging costs can tie up cash you’d rather see at closing.
That’s why we’re thrilled to introduce our Pay at Close option: professional staging with zero upfront fees. Your seller only pays when escrow closes!
On top of that, we've got a special bonus for you: A💸 $100 seller credit towards their staging package — plus our Home Staging Guarantee: Our staging will help you sell faster or beat the comps, or your seller gets $100 HomeGoods Gift Card—on us, no questions asked
Ready to Transform Your Listing Without Spending a Dime Today?
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
🎯Why This Offer Makes Total Sense:
🏡Be the Hero Agent (Not the House Sitter):
You know what they say—first impressions are everything.
And let’s be honest: empty rooms and sad furniture aren’t selling dreams. A staged home shows up and sells fast. The others? They just linger... awkwardly.
⌚ Stage Now. Pay at Close - No Cash Upfront Needed:
Yep, you read that right. We'll handle 100% of the staging cost today, and your seller only pays when escrow closes.
They keep their cash working elsewhere, you deliver a beautifully staged home - zero risk, all reward.
💸 Give Your Seller $100 Off—Without Coming Out of Pocket:
Talk about winning! We’ll print you a custom $100 staging credit with your name, brokerage, and contact info. You hand it to your seller.
They save money, you look like a boss.
🛋️ Still Skeptical? We’ve Got Skin in the Game:
If our staging doesn’t help your listing sell faster or for more than the comp down the street?
💳 Your seller gets a $100 HomeGoods Gift Card—on us.
Because we’re not just confident—we’re accountable.
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
💬 Don’t Wait—Listings Don’t Stage Themselves
Click the button below to get your FREE quote + request
your personalized $100 seller gift certificates.
Because bland listings don’t bring bidding wars. 🔥
P.S. This offer won’t last forever. But that unstaged listing? Yeah… it just might. 🕰️
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
Terms and Conditions
1. Eligibility & Enrollment
Who’s Covered: Any seller whose listing is staged by Aspect Staging in at least the key living spaces (living room, dining room, and primary bedroom) under a staging contract of at least 60 days.
Financing: Staging fees are financed and paid at close of escrow. No upfront payment required; subject to partner approval.
Service Completion: Staging must be completed and delivered before the property goes live.
Payment: All staging fees must be paid in full within 2 business days of your staging agreement.
Location: Valid for properties located within Aspect Staging’s service area (San Diego County, CA).
Single-Offer Rule: This offer cannot be combined with any other discounts, promotions, or credits.
2. Performance Guarantee Criteria
“Sell Faster” Definition: Your staged property must close in fewer days on market (DOM) than the average DOM of at least three comparable unstaged listings that:
Are within a 1-mile radius
Sold in the last 6 months
Are within ±10% of your listing price
“Beat the Comps” Definition: Your net sale price (after standard seller concessions) must equal or exceed the highest price per square foot achieved by those same three comparables.
3. Claim Window & Timeline
Closing Deadline: Property must close within 90 days of staging completion date.
Claim Submission: Realtor or seller must submit a claim within 7 days after closing. Late claims will not be honored.
4. Claim Process
Email [email protected], attaching:
MLS “Sold” report for your property
MLS reports for the three referenced comparable sales
